There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as at a capital tavern. … No, sir; there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as a good tavern or inn.
~Samuel Johnson
People go to church for the same reason they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy.
~Mikhail Bakunin
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
~W.C. Fields
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| Steve Zahn and Paul Walker from movie 'Joy Ride' |
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a snake.
~W.C. Fields
If I had my life to live one, I'd live it over a saloon.
~W.C. Fields
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